The Forbidden Strudel
Book 1
Who stolen The Strudel's pants
Auther: Mablus
Chapter 1
Strudel's get stolen?
Deep in the darkness of Undercity lies a powerful artifact or a snack known as The Forbidden Strudel. People say those who touches it will wield powers of a god to enslave the whole world or make ya have an IQ of a 2 year old if your will and spirit is weak. But people call it a Discusting Strudel cause people say Arthas found it under a Rock all smuch and covered with mold and worms. The story goes when the Forbidden Strudel get stolen by an evil Undead villain known as Warrioros"Main Villain" who want's to use The Forbidden Strudel to rule the world of Azeroth and have it as his own super snack for breakfast. When the news about The Forbidden Strudel was stolen. Mablus founder and leader of The Unders orders 5 of his members to him in Silvermoon City. Ninamori "Main Character" Fantum"Support Character", Scarlin"Support Character", Zarelitha"Support Charater" and Zerxcies "Support Character". In Murder Row inn in Silvermoon City, Mablus: I've called ya all here for a reason not cause of how wierd Ollivender is. We got a major problem which is the most powerfulest Artifact or Snack food known as The Forbidden Strudel was stolen from Undercity. the watchers say our guild's enemy Warrioros was the one responsible for stealing The Forbidden Strudel and plan on using it to enslave the world or make himself more dumber then ever to annoy us. Ninamori: Mab how do we find Warrioros is located? Mablus: His base is located somewhere in the Barrens of Kalimdor but becareful he's not alone. Fantum: How meny of his buddies do you think we might encounter. Scarlin: good question we all know he has alot of of his buddies guarding him while he just stands behinds them like a douchebag and telling the people his buddies are beating up saying they suck and are epic fail or just hangs out and does stuff to his butt buddies we don't want to know. Mablus: Well Warrioros and his buddies have attacked us meny time but we manage to recover and get stronger but he stolen The Forbidden which the whole world is at state which you 5 are to head to The Barrens and retrive The Forbidden Strudel and bring it to Silvermoon City where it can be locked up and kept safe from people like Warrioros. Ninamori and Zarelitha are incharge of leading the mision while Fantum, Scalin and Zerxcies will follow along. Fantum: Mablus sir how long will this mission be cause it might be too late if Warrioros had The Forbidden Strudel for a snack? Mablus: It's not too late he stolen it a few mins ago soo that is why I want you and the other Unders members to head to The Barrens before Warrioros does. Zarelitha: That seems to be a good plan but will we be able to pull it off if we get there before he does which his buddies might be there waiting for us to attack us? Mablus: It will be a while till his buddies are all gathered up. Zerxcies: Good cause I am waiting to get revenge on that Douchebag after he stolen 3000g of my gold from me and left me dead in BlackRock Spire. Mablus: Zerxcies I know you hate Warrioros which if we get The forbidden Strudel back from Warrioros he will be more of a loser and also more dumber if he has the strudel. One more thing make sure to stay togther and take the blimp to Brill that will take ya to Orgrimmar which is faster then the way Warrioros is taking it. Alright Unders let's move out we got a Strudel to save to be eaten:P Everyone: Yes sir!!!
Meanwhile in Southern part of Silverpine Forest. Warrioros runs into 2 of his buddies Kamm and TheClash. Warrioros: Hello my fellow butt buddies hows our stupity of our plans doing? Kamm: we all are Douchebage but not as a Major Douchebag like you Lord Warrioros. Warrioros: Yes but now I have stolen The Forbidden Strudel I will become much smarter and wield the power of a God and rule this world and face people to worship me who i am a Douchebag. TheClash: Genious pure Genious Lord Warriors. Warrioros: But I must first head back to Kalimdor to The Barrens to use The Strudel to first become rich and famous and have more butt buddies and take down The Unders and the whole world!! Then after that I'll have it for breakfast. Kamm: Lord Warrioros will we be able to geto The Barrens in time? Don't worry we will once we travel down to Stranglethorn Vale we will take the blimp to Orgrimmar and run there naked and see how powerful we are with The Forbidden strudel. Kamm: Lord Warrioros you are the best friend we all have. Warrioros: "Moves around like a Douchebag" The power of The Forbidden will be ours!! "Laughs like an idiot and coughs load cause of bad sysnese Infections". Later in Falconwing Square Ninamori and the others prepare to stock up before they set off to Brill. Fantum: Ninamori just woundering why is The Forbidden Strudel soo important to retrive back from Warrioros just wounders? Ninamori: Well I will tell ya guys what Mablus told me about it but don't tell no one else about it.
Legends tells Generations ago. During the First War, Warchieft BlackHand lead The Horde into a confusing state of infighting and killings. Gul'dan who he is his controler who puppets BlackHand saw how bad things have got when he and his shadow council entered the new world. Even tho Gul'dan found out that a Strudel Blackhand stolen from a Human Bakery store twisted his leadership and thuse was killed by Orgim Doomhammer after he drawn Orgrims face on his botton to make fun of him of his leadership. Gul'dan thrown The Strudel that Blackhand had for for a snack under a rock which 20 years later was founded by Arthas who he triped over a rock after his contact lens fell out. Arthas the prince of Lordaeron touched the Strudel while in stratholme during the plague went onto a killing spree wiping everyone out off Stratholme. Also The Strudel made him very dumb on which he saw Mal'Ganas his lust to Hug dreadlords was soo high Mal'Ganas ran faw away into Northerlands soo he won't feel the wrath of Arthas's exetremly dumb powers. One of the guards who was with Arthas found out the Strudel Arthas ate drove him mad and the guard left Arthas and took the Strudel into the Kingdom of Lordaeron and told the king about the Strudel turned his son all mad in killing and anger for Dreadlords to hug him and hug trees. The King said that strudel is cursed and called it The Forbidden Strudel and locked it up into the depths of Lordaeron were after Lordaeron had fallen and was taken over by The Forsaken Salavanas found The Forbidden Strudel inside a sealed stone box in the Ruins of Lordaeron and felt it's unworldy power she keeps it in the secret place of UnderCity till this day The forbidden Strudel became a legend. Some people say even touching the strudel will grant ya powers to control the whole world. Some say the strudel drives people mad and make them have IQ's of 2 year olds It depends on who touches the "Forbidden Strudel" Fantum: Soo let me get this straight we are here to retrive a Discusting Strudel that was under a rock for over 20 years? lol!! Ninamori: well it's a funny story but true I don't want to touch that Strudel and have an IQ of a 2 year old I am not risking for godly powers. Scarlin: Well it's a rick but we can't like it be in the hands of Warrioros or he will attempt to use it to enslave the world with it. I mean how powerful will that Douchebag become or how Dumber he'll be if he uses the strudel or eats it? Zarelitha: Well I am sure we will be able to get it back from Warrioros before he get's it to The Barrens which The Barrens is a Drama fest there and no other wants to go there cause it's Warrioros vile.Fantum: He want's to eat that Discusting Strudel what a Douchebag but we have to get it back that he stolen or he will force us to worship his butt which I don't want to happen. Zerxices: Ok Ninamori I got the food and drinks and potions like you told me and they didn't have any perfume cause The Valatinsday event was over. Ninamori: Nutts!! all well we are ready to head to Brill which we have to travel into Ghostlands and Though The plaguelands till we reach Brill. Alright everyone let's hop to it. Later still in Silverpine Forst Warrioros and his Dumbass buddies still talking like Douchebags and want's to make fun of The Unders. Warrioros: I know The Unders hangs out in Silvermoon City soo I will pass gas to call forth the others to deal with my loveable guild. Kamm: Lord Warrioros your not part of The Unders. Warrioros: Yes I am I will always be cause I am a 5 year old douchebag who has no life. I've sent Vanderia and Demonsia to bring my friendship of pain and torment to them all. TheClash: Your a genious Lord Warrioros and then what? Warrioros: Then Mokoo will come in and moon them all and they will have to learn how great we are. TheClash: Genious Lord Warrioros:P Warrioros: Now let's keep on heading South to Stranglethorn Vale till we reach the blimp to Orgrimmar and head to The Barrens soo I can be soo popuplar.
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