There's Critters in my Yard...

This is the real deal, pictures taken from my yard. Waking up early in the morning has its benefits. For one, you get to watch the sunrise. Ok, so maybe that's overrated, but at least I get to check out all the crazy animals that seem to hang out around my house. Don't be lazy, just click on this article to see all the dumb critters.


Are these around the time that turkeys normally show up? Because Thanksgiving is coming up and honestly I don't seem to recall giant birds like turkeys hanging out in my yard during other times of the year. I think this turkey is an idiot.


This deer likes to eat stuff in my garden but it's really more of an investment because after I fatten her up I can pick her off during hunting season from my deck. That pile behind the deer is a giant pile of crap it made just before i took this picture.



Bats are kinda creepy and generally just fly around at night. But this one decided to hang out above my door for some unknown reason. And when I say above my door, I mean like, you walk out the door and BAM... there's a bat above your head.


When the deer aren't pilfering loot from my garden they like to hang out in the back yard. They walk around all pompous-like attempting to piss me off. I mean, this deer is obviously an *******. You can tell because he has antlers, and if you know nothing of deer, all deer with antlers are ********.


This monkey wants to eat your face. He's an ******* too, but who cares? He's behind a fence that he's too stupid to get out of it. Ok, so maybe he wasn't in my yard, but still I took the picture in Mexico which is practically the same thing as my yard give or take a few thousand miles.

I hope you enjoyed this stupid post for no reason. It's my website. I DO WHAT I WANT! BACK OFF!